I'm too sexy for my shoes

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Some links:

Inc. magazine article

Rainbow Sandals, these guys have a lot of zoris

But Forbes magazine won't be wearing them

How many carbs in a cigarette?

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Two is cheaper than one

Want to save money--a lot of money--on computers? Click HERE to read why buying two is actually cheaper than buying one.

You so stupid!

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